• SOYLENTPLATINUM Identifies As:
  • Gender: Male
  • Orientation:Straight
  • STATS Height: 6'02"
  • Weight: 240 lbs
  • Age: 44 years old.

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Mr left

Mr left Harmless lunatic seeks unattainable and likely nonexistent un-stereotypical female with low (enough) standards for friendship, romance and who knows what.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
horror, sci-fi, action, comedy, nothing but porn, indie
Eye Color
Hair Color
depends on the day of the week, light brown
Caucasian, Vulcan
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
high school grad
Income level
$25,000-$50,000, that's private
Do you smoke?
socially, like a chimney, daily, chain smoker
I currently live
on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river, alone
Socially, I am
home body, comic relief, a couch potato, loner, anti-social
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Chocoholic, Italian, Omnivore, Spicy, Indian, French, Japanese, Vegetarian, Chinese
introvert, redneck, loner, coffeeholic, geek, pirate, nerd, professional, punk, total slacker, white trash
psychic, cougar lover, pirate at heart, tattoos, mime, cougar
Religious Views
Not Religious
socially, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)
I'm looking for
friends - with benefits, conversation, friends only, something REALLY hot, travel companion, soulmate, the yin to my yang, miss right, romance, miss right now, relationship, dating
My Sign
i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20
Tribbles, Rock, Targ, Sehlat
Hair Style
undetectable toupee, short hair
Fitness & Sports
pole dancing, cycling

Cub Seeking Cougar for Dating ; Online Chat ; Seeking LTR

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

asexual, bisexual, celibate, straight
Have Kids
no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house
Do they smoke?
only when I drink, 420, like a chimney, hookah, daily, clove cigarettes, cigars, cigarettes, chain smoker, socially
Not Sure, Female

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